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I'm Lori and mozzarella sticks are my life

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

sexualfavours:

DISOBEDIENT NURSE GETS SPANKED HARD BY HER COLLEAGUE

sexualfavours:

DISOBEDIENT NURSE GETS SPANKED HARD BY HER COLLEAGUE

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

dahliadenoire:

based from the chinese english poem “but you didn’t”
inspired by this chinese comic and this ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

brawling:

me losing my virginity

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humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

flighttune:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

twixie-answers-mod:

jekyllskitchen:

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

Cats?

Cats

Are cats even real?

what even are cats?

picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where