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I'm Lori and mozzarella sticks are my life

captoring:

raisehelia:

Don’t say “I’m not like other girls.”

Be like other girls and meld with other girls and become one with the glorious mass of writhing womanhood that will roll over the towns and the cities and devour all space and all time.

i like how our response to day-to-day shitty events of misogyny/homophobia/etc has officially become this brand of nightmarish surrealism and it genuinely makes me feel better

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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sodamnrelatable:

5 hours sleep on weekends:

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5 hours sleep on weekdays:

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lohanthony:

diamondtwink:

scoobypup:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

oh my godddddddd

did he think anyone would believe this fake ass crying or???

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM IM CTFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UFGLSKFJHSJGHSKJDKGJLKF

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mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from