I'm Lori and mozzarella sticks are my life
DISOBEDIENT NURSE GETS SPANKED HARD BY HER COLLEAGUE
"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs
™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs ™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.
I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages
they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
this needs to be every where