they see me bowlin'

they see me bowlin'

I'm Lori and i'm obsessed with supermarket sweep



cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is


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legendsmade:

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greglestrade:

My pajama bottoms are covered in dinosaurs and if you don’t think that’s the raddest thing then u can get out of my face

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Thats not dinosaurs. Its a muppet character.

YES WELL DONE GREAT OBSERVATION AS YOU CAN SEE I’M NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE POST I WAS SHOWING OFF MY BETTER PAJAMA BOTTOMS YOU UNOBSERVANT SLUG BOOB